What if I throw fruit at a painting?
Okay. so I just bought a ten thousand dollar painting. Should I throw fruit at it? I don't know if this could potentially damage the art, or worse, the fruit. Please answer ASAP!
We'll start by assuming this is a serious question (although it seems not). The answer is No.
Don't throw the fruit at it.
It will damage the art (or the canvas or frame or all of the above).
It will damage the fruit.
Hang it on a wall and eat the fruit while gazing at your amazing investment.
Thank You! My friend told me that throwing things you like at a painting would make it better, so what better choice than fruit? I just thought I should run it by my friends at ifixit before attempting this.