Underneath the ear cushions: holes! And wait a sec, are those screws? Computer, enhance!
Well, the good news is that we aren't fighting glue yet. These are already looking like a promising departure from the the rest of the AirPods we've previously scalpel-ed into submission.
The less-than-good news is, they're Pentalobe screws. Luckily we're used to that, and came prepared for just about any kind of screw (15 kinds, to be exact) thanks to our Marlin Screwdriver Set.